The Order of Gandalf Cat
Holding the Pass Since 1104
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MEMBERS ONLINE: 1
It is me.
VISITOR COUNTER
0090411
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
since 2002
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THE RECORD - SELECTED ENTRIESI
I have stood at this door longer than this building. The building arrived later and put a parking level around me. I did not move. II
My staff broke in 1997. Nobody makes that model anymore. People ask about the gun because they have never tried ordering a staff after eight hundred years. III
I keep the door on stairwell B, below parking level three. The pipes drip on Tuesdays. I have filed the same complaint every Tuesday since the pipes were installed. IV
I am the last member of the order with the password to this site. I have maintained it since 2002. I answer the guestbook myself because there is nobody else. V
Nobody has passed. That is the job. I am good at the job, and I keep the complete record to prove it. ORDER IMAGE ARCHIVE
GUESTBOOKtried the handle. it was open. did not go in. asked about the gun. he did not answer. parked for eleven minutes. came back. still there. the elevator works. took it instead. left a sandwich by the door. sandwich did not pass. I answer the guestbook myself. There is nobody else. The sandwich has been entered into evidence. best viewed at 800x600 0090411
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